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How do you feel about violence?
I’m… sort of attracted to it but at the same time I feel that people are far too quick to exchange blows.

Do you think natural disasters could be predicted with more caution?
Yes. Science is cool that way.

Do you think you make the ideal partner?
No. But I AM fun.

Why/why not?
Either I scare boys or I’m one of them.

Would you ever get a genital piercing?
No. Infection scares me to death.

Do you think happiness is underrated?
I think a lot of people are misguided when it comes to the concept of “happiness”. I put a lot of blame on current consumer culture and commercial media. Seriously.

What do you think would be the most embarrassing death?
Anything accidental but hey, when it’s time it’s time. I’d rather focus on their life than how it ended.

Do you honestly think nice guys will end up better-off in the long run?
Who knows? But should end results fucking dictate how moral or how good you are? It’s petty questions and fears like these that warp people’s perceptions and make them calculating. Remember kindergarten? Play nice damn you.

How do you feel about self-harm?
It’s an outlet. Though it’s really not the best choice… it gets a lot off my shoulders. I won’t go anymore into that.

Would/Have you ever done drugs?
No. I can MAKE myself naturally high and hyper then sober up the next minute and I also know how to mellow out. I call it control of the lack of. I don’t need substances to cheer myself up and that’s what makes it oh so liberating.

Where was your first kiss?
Still haven’t gotten one.

Where do you wish it was?
I don’t know and I don’t care to pick. Surprise me~

Would you consider yourself deep?
Not at all. It takes too much effort to be profound and I’d rather be eating creampuffs and chilling out.

Do you think that music lyrics have lost all true meaning?
IT IS YOU WHO HAS LOST ALL TRUE MEANING. Me? I find it here and there but that’s entirely to the credit of the artists themselves.

Do you think prejudice should be taken more seriously?
No. The problem is that people are taking prejudice seriously in the wrong direction. People who are belligerent and abusive to racists and the prejudiced are hypocrites.
People shouldn’t be so uptight and remember that tolerance is INDEED a two way street. Give some people TIME to re-evaluate their beliefs. Reach out, be patient and be welcoming.

Do you dislike clingy people?
I don’t think I’ve ever met a person I’d consider clingy. Haha I have difficulty recognizing stuff like this in people.

Do you prefer revenge or just pure jealousy/envy?
I prefer to dissipate those ugly thoughts or use them for something positive. So either I get over my bleeding ego or I turn it around and use it to fuel myself to improve. No use in sulking around.

Have you ever felt like ripping someone’s tongue out?
No. I kinda pity them instead. It’s like WOW you’re so annoying and ignorant and sad AND YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW IT. What a wretched kind of existence… so let’s be friends. I WILL SHOW YOU DOWN THE PATH OF CHILL. SO LET US FOLLOW THAT RAINBOW AND FROLIC WITH UNICORNS IN A FIELD OF LOLIPOPS

Ahaha and then I’M the one who gets her tongue ripped out.

Do you know what Russian Roulette is?
Yes.

Do you think that bullies should be locked up in barns and burned alive?
Whoa. That’s harsh. I think bullies need help or a friend. Yeah that sounds corny but it’s true. Everyone makes mistakes and that shouldn’t be a death sentence

Which celebrities would you “knock boots” with?
Hmmm. All the guy celebs I like are old 30-47 year old farts. If anything I want them to be my Uncles. People who know me in real life know that I have this fantasy with Bruce Willis being my Uncle. HE’LL LIKE PARACHUTE FROM A JET, LAND IN AN ITALIAN CONVERTABLE, DRIVE UP A RAMP, FLY OVER 3 DOZEN FLAMING BARRELS, SHOOT SOME BAD GUYS IN THE LEG, DRIFT INTO THE PARKING LOT AND THEN HE’LL SAY:

“Salina. I’m here to pick you up for your afterschool check up with Dr. House.”

YES. YES. YES. YES.

Do immature men amuse you, or annoy you?
Both. But most of the time I’m amused.
So I’m like “LOL UR DUMB. BUT THAT’S OKAY. I’M DUMB TOO.”

Are you happy with yourself?
For all my sunshine… no, I’m not. But I’ll get better.

Are emos show-offs?
Everyone is a preening show-off, therefore the above statement is null.

Do you think that thinking highly of yourself is good or bad?
It depends if you can live with yourself like that. If it works then it works.

Who would you like your next “fling” to be with?
No idea.

Are you the brawn or the brains?
Brains… sort of. Like when it’s there and I feel like it. Then yeah I’m the brain. But I want to blow shit up too. So both. If what we’re doing is fun of course.

Do you hate those fluro kids?
You crazy little shits and your slangs. Fluro’s not even well defined in Urban Dictionary. SO GOSH I DONO D:

Isn’t it annoying when people have 10489043 msn accounts?
I’ve never met someone like that. OR HAVE I. DUN DUN DU-*shot*

How much does it take to write a literary masterpiece?
I have yet to read something I would hail as a literary masterpiece. I need to read more. Therefore I fail at this.

Have you ever been embarrassed with a lover?
I’ve never had one. Nor have I been embarrassed simply for not having a lover.

Are you a virgin? Elaborate.
Yes. As you can tell my love life is pretty much nil.

Do you agree that Kurt Cobain’s lyrical ability was underrated?
I… don’t care enough about this topic to even formulate an opinion?

List the pros of marriage.
I’ve never been married so what do I know?

List the cons of marriage.
I’ve never been married so what do I know?

Do you think that plot lines for movies these days are just getting worse?
There is always going to be ups and downs. It’s a waste of time to judge insignificant trends like this so just find a goddamn movie you want to watch and watch it. IT’S AS SIMPLE AS THAT.

What is the most cliched puzzling pick up line you’ve ever heard?
I am blessed. For I have never heard ANYONE use a pick up line.

Has your heart ever broken from just being too in love?
No. When I have crushes, I put their happiness completely above my own. As long as they’re good, I’m good.

What do you do when you’re upset?
Fume and/or bitch. Sometimes I cry with from a few specific triggers.

Describe your “dream come true”.
I don’t have one and I like to earn what I get.

Is your cup half empty or half full?
YOUR MOTHER IS IRRELEVANT. AND SO IS YOUR MOTHER’S MOTHER.

Have you ever been afraid of someone?
No.

Why?
People can be twisted, cruel, horrible and apathetic. But that doesn’t scare me the slightest. They’re misguided and in their frustration or ignorance they’re lashing out at others. It’s sad. People don’t respect themselves enough. Find some inner strength. Just stop and say “I’m better than this” and walk away. Everyone could learn to live their lives with a little more dignity.

Do two wrongs make a right?
Correct the first mistake and just do things right simply because you KNOW better. And don’t you dare half-ass it because you’re better than that, damnit.